Wednesday, January 20

American Pixels

I'm not sure why I love these pixtures...

American Pixels

Wednesday, December 23

Grouping SQL by month, week etc.

Excellent summary from Jeff Smith on how best to group data by time periods.

Quickhint:

If in doubt, the ‘go-to’ technique is to use

GROUP BY dateadd(month, datediff(month, 0, SomeDate),0)



replacing ‘month’ with any of:




  • year

  • quarter

  • month

  • dayofyear

  • day

  • week

  • hour

  • minute

  • second

  • millisecond

  • microsecond

  • nanosecond



Read the article for a great write up on the whys and wherefores and as always your mileage may vary – testing the various techniques with your own data is the only sure way of getting the performance you need.

Thursday, December 10

It’s good to talk

Whilst trimming your nose hair apparently….

Shopping for an answer machine, amazon was really helpful.

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Tuesday, October 27

Whaddya mean "Fail"?

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Thursday, October 22

You can't hide the eyes....



Idi Amin: Yes, you are my advisor. You are the only one I can trust in here. You should have told me not to throw the Asians out, in the first place.
Nicholas Garrigan: I DID!
Idi Amin: But you did not persuade me, Nicholas. You did not persuade me!

Wednesday, September 16

Michael Cena

Superbad – Awesome

Juno – Good

Youth in Revolt – Promising

Who didn’t want to have an alternate cool persona when they were teenagers/adults. Apart from me obviously. I’m cool enough as it is…

Tuesday, September 15

RIP Patrick and Keith

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