Monday, April 3

Chat Up Lines

In researching chat-up lines for my friends forthcoming Hen Night I stumbled accross Phil Brodie Band's 125 lines. Along with the standard " I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock." fare there are also some absolute gems.

Some of the Best Ones...

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

He: Excuse me, want to dance?
She: No.
He: Maybe you didn't hear me ... I said you look really fat in those pants!

He : Hey Baby ... Wanna dance?
She : No.
He : Oh, C'mon! Lower you're standards a little. I did...

What is a slutty girl like you doing in a classy place like this? OOPS! I mean, what is nice girl like you doing in a dump like this? (Phew)

I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.

My final two bestest ones...

I love the way you move...like butter on a bald monkey.

You remind me of my Grandma except I haven't slept with you yet.

And the ones I think I may have used at some point...

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Wow! Are those real?

1 comments:

skillz said...

They didn't have my personal favourite:

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you?"

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